5 Fucking Careers! Where You Fuck More, You Get More

Career line drawn on board

After the end of the barter system the role of being all in all and if not so, being in more has also ended up. Money has made it easier for everyone to choose a single career, pursue it and get to the climax.

With this ease (money gave us), many careers been created, tweaked and many diminished forever. In the meantime, where the greed of mankind increased and necessities developed some careers are been thought to be the fucking careers. We will discuss those careers in details later in our list but first let it weigh up why they’re regarded so.

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At the outset, when some of these were not so popular and were in their inception phase. Each one who adopted them used many tactics to make people realize that these are the inevitable segments of the society. And that, for the well-being of all, everyone should endorse them. Eventually, they got the public endorsement and came into existence.

Here I’m not going to confer about their actuality but the way they are thought and talked about in the society and how this first happens.

Hence, once they became publicized and started operating. Somehow the trend to misuse the authority became viral so badly. It messed up good things in bad and lost the public trust.

Now, I’m saying them the fucking because (Although the time has passed and the brutality has weakened) until and unless you fuck the public they won’t trust you. This is what we called retaliation, but this is again not in the account of public. And same the true, I used as a subject. Where ever you’re standing right away, the more you fuck the more you get.

It is a delusion that has been widely accepted now, but we can also not live without them, at least till now.

1. Politician

In general conviction, at least, politician should be honest, friendly and loyal to their nation. No one will believe you if you will simply say that after being elected you‘ll do your hard for making the things best. Because that is the truth, the ultimate truth. Worse, if you will ploy, make false promises and push your people into fantasy, they will admire you.

Which is a kind of fucking act? Isn’t? So, one who is good at making these abusive promises, will get more advantage of it. And that who is poor in, will be miserable throughout her career.

2. Stock Broker

Can I make an investment decision if someone headed up to me on the phone saying, ‘’ Hello, I’m a stock broker. Please invest your savings as per my advice’’? Verily not.

Because I’ll thought him a person with less trust. And what if the same phone call taped with a bunch of words I want to listen to me and then a smart conversation that takes me to the reverie? You know how the brokers used to convince their clients. That is bullshit, I mean seriously the fucking job he or she will have done if I show any interest to commit some shares after this call.

And yes, if that gibberish will be repeated more, with more intelligence, the broker will be able to get the more of it. And resultantly a bright career in the brokerage industry.

3. Real estate

Real estate is one of those businesses where wolves involve. There is a dictum if you want to touch the sky in the real estate business gets your sword ready with its blade on both ends.

In an obvious manner, you’re helping people finding and getting their property or its derivatives but you still can’t win the heart of your clients until you do that anyway.

4. Director

If you’re a talented person and you’re going to direct the movie to show people what is the truth, you’re surely gonna fucked by them. You will be ruined by the critique comments of the viewers and will lose your career even before starting.

On the other hand, if you‘ll show some incisiveness with the right mix of intelligence. Which will be in front of your viewers, they will believe. And trust me, they will not know that, they’re fucked.

5. Lawyer

A lawyer is your legal prosecutor who helps the innocents to get the justice in their laps. But the era has changed now. What about the system where both parties having the prosecutors, both are paying for them, both are willing to compete other, both will fill the pockets if the lawyer makes this possible to win their case?

Yes, if you‘ll fuck them hard people and so called justice will believe you so fuckingly and ingenuously. And your career will be on the way to its top.

 

 

 

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